Han Buffet
Cincinnati, OH
8405 Colerain Ave, Cincinnati, OH 45239
With special guest Kalani Ghost Hunter (@KGH)
A brand-new buffet with a DiGiorno on the line, star-shaped goons in the goon zone, good coconut shrimp and egg foo young. Four stars feels fair (4.5 on two Yelp reviews is a little high).
4.0His ratingYelp said 4.5- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesA DiGiorno on the buffet: an interesting cheese color, really salty, and he's into it.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $13.73/person ($54.92 for 4)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonThick and star-shaped: in the goon zone (see Rangoons).02:45
- Coconut shrimpOne of the better coconut shrimps he's had.04:41
- Egg foo youngIt looked pretty good, with thick gravy (not much of a film on it), and it's actually really nice.04:00
- Mac and cheeseThe top looked fantastic but it's wet at the bottom: not terrible, not great. 'Make it wetter if it makes it better.'03:05
- Chicken nuggetsBoot-shaped, and it tastes like a bagged chicken nugget.02:10
- MusselsHis cheese-or-mayonnaise game: Old Bay on top, and definitely some mayo in there.03:46
- Chinese spaghettiA bit bland: he's had better.04:21
What he said
“You know, after there's only two reviews on the Yelp, I would certainly give it 4 stars. They even had a digorno pizza on the buffet. 4 stars seems fair.”
“I'm in the goon zone. Ain't nothing gonna ruin my day.”
“Oh yeah, that's a digorno. Alright.”
“They have a grocery store that also does eyebrow threading.”
“It's actually one of the better coconut shrimps I've had.”
Also noticed
- Brand new and popping, about their 13th Chinese buffet in Cincinnati. Next to a grocery store that also does eyebrow threading, with Walmart carts all over the lot. Something inside is held together with duct tape. 00:17
- A lunch-buffet coupon on the window: rip it off to save a dollar on the $11.99 lunch. 00:26