Hong Kong Buffet
Toledo, OH
3015 Glendale Ave #300, Toledo, OH 43614
A huge buffet with a koi river under a bridge, triangle goons and cookout-worthy pasta salad, but no pizza; three stars.
3.0His ratingYelp said 3.7- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza whatsoever, which he brings up in his verdict.
- Desserts Peach bun
- Price $12.92/person ($25.84 for 2)
Dishes
- Pasta saladLike being at Meemaw's cookout: they actually made it right.02:55
- Crab rangoonTriangle-shaped, and gooning (see Rangoons).02:27
- Chicken wingsGlistening and 'dripping with health', he jokes. It's all right.02:02
- French friesOn the plate; no verdict.02:14
What he said
“does the Hong Kong buffet deserve 3.7 stars? I'm gonna say no. They deserve probably 3 stars.”
“They didn't have any pizza whatsoever. Like, where the fuck's the pizza?”
“Oh, yeah, we are most definitely goon. And boys, we're on our way to Goon Town, USA!”
“It really looks like a peach. It does not taste like a peach. That is red bean paste. I am not a big red bean paste guy.”
“Chicken wings look good, dude, they Looking mighty healthy. You see how, like, glistening they are?”
“I feel like I'm back at the Newport Aquarium.”
What he didn't love
- Restroom: The stall door is so close to the toilet he wonders how you're supposed to use it. 01:58
Also noticed
- A whole bridge over a little river full of koi, like being back at the Newport Aquarium. 00:28
- Huge ('a nice place for a big fellow to get his steps in'), with a bar bigger than his, and free Wi-Fi. 00:06
- A candy machine with M&M's so old they're breaking. 00:14
- A ranch dressing he hasn't seen since middle school. 01:45