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Day 132Posted Oct 23, 2026

Panda Buffet

Ebensburg, PA
881 Hills Plaza, Ebensburg, PA 15931

Chinese spaghetti he'd eat every day and cream-cheese-packed puffy rangoons, but no pizza anywhere: about 3 stars.

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.0His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.3

$12.19/person · below his typical cost ($4.18 less than the $16.37 median)

  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza NoNo pizza anywhere in the place.
  • Desserts Chinese donut
  • Price $12.19/person ($24.38 for 2)
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Dishes

  • Chinese spaghettiCalls it the bomb and says he'd eat it every single day if he could.02:40
  • General Tso's chickenSays this one's nice and doesn't just taste like ketchup.03:40
  • Chicken nuggetNot quite McDonald's, but it passes; he'd come to a place like this just for the nuggets.03:17
  • Coconut chickenFigures it replaced coconut shrimp because shrimp got expensive, and thinks they should keep doing shrimp.02:54
  • Pork and vegetable spring rollNo reaction: it's just a spring roll.02:00
  • Crinkle-cut friesTastes like the last fry in the bag eaten an hour later.03:10
  • Honey chickenGoes for it, but there isn't much left in the tray.00:40

Halls

What he said

“I'm gonna say no. Say about 3 stars.”
04:14 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I'd eat this Chinese spaghetti every single day if I could.”
02:47 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Please. Someone put a brick of cream cheese in there.”
02:25 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I've never seen goons all puffed up like this.”
01:29 from TikTok's auto-captions
“but there's no fucking pizza anywhere in that establishment.”
04:22 from TikTok's auto-captions
“This menu is fire. There's nothing more American than the Panda Buffet.”
00:10 from TikTok's auto-captions

What he didn't love

  • Finds the trays mostly empty: 'ain't a whole lot of anything here'. 00:44

Also noticed

  • Loves the menu and the National Geographic panda picture on the wall. 00:10
  • Tries the coin pusher game. 00:20

Cleanliness

What he said about it, in the video:

  • Says it's actually really clean in here, the whole place. 01:13

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