New China Buffet
Newport, KY
106 Pavilion Pkwy, Newport, KY 41071
A bright, vibrant buffet with sacred triangle goons packed full every time, the best pizza of the challenge so far, and cream-cheese oysters. Five stars.
5.0His ratingYelp said 2.9- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesIt looked promising, and he couldn't wait to try it.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $18.38/person ($36.75 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonTriangles packed with goon, every single one (see Rangoons).00:40
- Cheese-topped oystersActually really good: filled with cream cheese, a whole brick of it.02:23
- Peanut butter chickenThat's good.01:25
- Fried sushiA whole sushi boat full of fried sushi.01:36
- Stuffed shrimpHe didn't know you could stuff a shrimp. He didn't taste any shrimp: it just tastes like water.02:14
Halls
What he said
“New China Buffet does not deserve 2.9 stars. I think it deserves 5 stars. What they did to those goons. Absolutely gooning.”
“So good that. That was the best pizza I had at a Chinese buffet so far.”
“These are stuffed. Am I in heaven? Every single one of those are packed with goon.”
“That wasn't no random pull that that that was no luck. That was just consistency.”
“I just didn't taste any shrimp. It just tastes like water.”
“Dude, I've been to a lot of shady Chinese buffets in my time, but this one's bright, vibrant and full of just every option you could probably think of.”
Also noticed
- Bright, vibrant and full of every option, with a Great Wall of China up on the wall and a ceiling like an Arizona tea can. 00:08
- The first buffet he's seen that actually covers the sushi. 01:38
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- A nice ceiling with only a very small amount of brown spots. 00:33