Taste of Asia Buffet
Myrtle Beach, SC
1293 38th Ave N, Myrtle Beach, SC 29577
A huge, pricey buffet that smelled of fish, with dry fish and meatless tips but good goons and spaghetti; exactly its 2.7.
- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza No'Where's the pizza?' There wasn't any.
- Desserts 'Cheesecake' (allegedly)
- Price $22.29/person ($44.58 for 2)
Dishes
- Chinese spaghettiActually a quality Chinese spaghetti.04:09
- Seafood pot pieA miniature 'sea biscuit' with pot-pie filling. He's not mad at it.01:43
- Crab rangoonPale but good: gooning (see Rangoons).01:19
- Mayonnaise shrimpHe braced for another round of the mayo guessing game, but it doesn't taste like mayonnaise, just coconut shrimp.01:33
- Fried fishLooked dried out, and was: dry as hell.01:06
- Beef tipsBarely any meat on them, like a TV-dinner rib.02:10
- Fried crabHalf a crab, fried, with so much salt.02:49
What he said
“Does the taste of Asia Buffet deserve 2.7 stars? I'm gonna Have to say yes. It's. It's at 2.7 stars. Clearly”
“It's like the fucking Taj Mahal. This place is huge.”
“They looking a little pale, but I'm optimistic about gooning. Oh yeah, we're gooning.”
“We picked up the Sriracha, and they filled it with Frank red hot.”
“It doesn't taste like mayonnaise. Tastes like coconut shrimp.”
“Smells like something. Like a dead fish or something.”
What he didn't love
- Price: $44.58 for two: 'Getting expensive, dude.' 00:53
- Staff: The employees stared through his soul the whole time he filmed. 03:06
Also noticed
- Huge, like the Taj Mahal. 00:13
- The Sriracha bottle was filled with Frank's RedHot. 02:39
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- It smelled funky, like a dead fish, a stench in the air. 00:26
- Brown stains on the ceiling. 02:22
