Grand Buffet
Cincinnati, OH
3320 Highland Ave, Cincinnati, OH 45213
Grand Buffet by a Long John Silver's: a high-quality goon (after a scare with empty trays) and probably the best coconut shrimp of his life, but tasteless neon mac. A happy-middle 3.0.
3.0His ratingYelp said 3.0- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza No
- Desserts Black jello
Dishes
- Coconut shrimpThick, and slathered in coconut flavoring: the most coconut-looking coconut shrimp he's ever seen.01:03
- Crab rangoonA high-quality goon (see Rangoons).01:17
- Thai egg rollBetter than a regular egg roll.01:52
- Fried chickenTwo kinds on plate one; no verdict.01:46
- Mac and cheeseThat neon yellow you want to see, and it looked good as hell, but it tastes like nothing.00:31
Halls
What he said
“Does it deserve 3.0 stars? I'm gonna say yeah. That's a good, happy middle where I'm at with everything.”
“It's probably the best coconut shrimp I've ever had in my life.”
“It's a high quality goon right there.”
“You know, at first when I went up to the buffet, they were completely empty, and I thought there was no crab rangoon. And I was about to rate this place zero stars.”
“Neon yellow Mac and cheese. Tastes like nothing.”
“Dude, you do get charged for extra food that you leave on your plate.”
Also noticed
- A Long John Silver's right behind it, a whole seafood boil on the line, and a tight buffet. 'Everything look good.' 00:10
- A rangoon shape he'd never seen. 01:19
- You get charged for extra food left on your plate. 02:40