King Buffet
Louisville, KY
3020 Bardstown Rd, Louisville, KY 40205
Bursting-thick goons, good cheese sticks and spicy sushi earned at least four stars, pizza or not.
- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, and he doesn't care this time, though he still asks where it is.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $12.71/person ($25.42 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonSo thick they're bursting (see Rangoons).01:06
- Mozzarella cheese sticks'Every buffet should have cheese sticks.' It's a good cheese stick.02:10
- SushiThe best-looking sushi he'd seen in a while; the one he tried was definitely spicy.01:47
- Cheese crab meatIt do be looking good.00:56
- General Tso's chicken'I'm finally eating Chinese food.'01:59
What he said
“Does the King Buffet deserve 3.3 stars? I'm gonna have to say no. They definitely deserve at least 4 stars. Even if they don't have pizza,”
“I don't care. But where the fuck is the pizza? Come the fuck on.”
“You see how thick these goons are? Dude? They're bursting.”
“The Legendary mozzarella cheese sticks. Can't go wrong. Every buffet should have cheese sticks.”
“It says macaroni and cheese, but is it Mac and cheese? It's got like a little popsicle on it.”
“I've never seen the bananas neatly stacked like that. Usually they're just thrown in there.”
Also noticed
- A 'legendary' buffet spread that looked promising. 00:49
- A tray labeled macaroni and cheese with what turned out to be a fish stick on it. 01:23
- Bananas neatly stacked, not just thrown in, which he'd never seen. 01:39
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- A thick amount of dirt on a picture at the entrance. 00:08
