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Day 32Posted Jul 4, 2026

King Buffet

Louisville, KY
3020 Bardstown Rd, Louisville, KY 40205

Bursting-thick goons, good cheese sticks and spicy sushi earned at least four stars, pizza or not.

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 3.3
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza NoNo pizza, and he doesn't care this time, though he still asks where it is.
  • Desserts Fortune cookie
  • Price $12.71/person ($25.42 for 2)

Dishes

  • Crab rangoonSo thick they're bursting (see Rangoons).01:06
  • Mozzarella cheese sticks'Every buffet should have cheese sticks.' It's a good cheese stick.02:10
  • SushiThe best-looking sushi he'd seen in a while; the one he tried was definitely spicy.01:47
  • Cheese crab meatIt do be looking good.00:56
  • General Tso's chicken'I'm finally eating Chinese food.'01:59

What he said

“Does the King Buffet deserve 3.3 stars? I'm gonna have to say no. They definitely deserve at least 4 stars. Even if they don't have pizza,”
03:25 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I don't care. But where the fuck is the pizza? Come the fuck on.”
03:34 from TikTok's auto-captions
“You see how thick these goons are? Dude? They're bursting.”
01:06 from TikTok's auto-captions
“The Legendary mozzarella cheese sticks. Can't go wrong. Every buffet should have cheese sticks.”
02:10 from TikTok's auto-captions
“It says macaroni and cheese, but is it Mac and cheese? It's got like a little popsicle on it.”
01:23 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I've never seen the bananas neatly stacked like that. Usually they're just thrown in there.”
01:39 from TikTok's auto-captions

Also noticed

  • A 'legendary' buffet spread that looked promising. 00:49
  • A tray labeled macaroni and cheese with what turned out to be a fish stick on it. 01:23
  • Bananas neatly stacked, not just thrown in, which he'd never seen. 01:39

Cleanliness

What he said about it, in the video:

  • A thick amount of dirt on a picture at the entrance. 00:08

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