Happy Garden Buffet
Wheeling, WV
1607 Wheeling Ave, Glen Dale, WV 26038
Good garlic bread and positive rangoons cannot rescue the chicken dishes or missing pizza; he lands around 2.6.
about2.6His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 4.0$16.04/person · near his typical cost ($0.33 less than the $16.37 median)
- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoExplicitly says there is no pizza.
- Desserts Chips Ahoy cookies (seen, not tried)
- Price $16.04/person ($32.08 for 2)
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Dishes
- Cube steakReminds him of inexpensive steak from home; not bad, but not a steak dinner.02:38
- Garlic breadCalls it good garlic bread.02:54
- Crab rangoonSweet, savory and oniony triangular rangoons; a positive, if qualified, gooning reaction.02:59
- Peanut chickenStrong peanut flavor with a funky aftertaste; he is not into it.03:26
- Honey chickenVery sticky sauce with a ketchup-like flavor; no explicit tasted verdict.03:43
- General Tso's chickenCannot place the flavor and says it is not for him.03:52
What he said
“I think they kind of deserve probably, like 2.6 stars.”
“Say I'm going, maybe not 9 to 5, but I'm going.”
“That's good garlic bread.”
Also noticed
- Much smaller than he expected. 00:18
- An unusually elaborate Black Label ketchup bottle catches his attention. 00:47
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Spots discarded underwear in the parking lot. 00:11
- Points out water in the room and describes the whole place as greasy. 01:51