Bright Moon Buffet
Kettering, OH
2900 Wilmington Pike, Kettering, OH 45419
A rave-music buffet with the best garlic bread of his life (labeled seafood bread) and bursting goons, but funky pocket sushi, an off pasta salad and no pizza. About 2.9, maybe 3.
about3.0His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.9- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza. With it, they'd probably score a little higher.
- Desserts Fruity Pebbles and peanut rice-crispy bar
- Price $20.88/person ($41.75 for 2)
Dishes
- Seafood breadLabeled seafood bread; heavy, and it's just garlic bread, but so good. 'They got some fucking Italians back there or something.'02:19
- Crab rangoonFilled and bursting (see Rangoons).01:28
- Chicken meatballPretty good.04:57
- Garlic chicken wingLooked fire. A pretty decent wing, not fantastic: 'I'm not mad at it.'02:55
- Cheesy casseroleExtra cheesy, out of a casserole dish. This is average.05:15
- Baked crab meat (on a shell)Served on a little seashell ('you don't eat the shell').02:01
- Pocket sushiOnion straws on top of just rice. It tastes so funky.03:08
- Pasta saladDoesn't quite taste correct.03:42
Halls
What he said
“Does the Bright Moon Buffet deserve 2.9 stars? I'm gonna have to say it's probably where it's supposed to be. 2.9 stars is pretty good.”
“It's Just garlic bread, but it's so fucking good. It's like the best garlic bread I've ever had in my fucking life.”
“You know they're not triangle, but these bad boys look filled. Look at that one. That one's bursting right there.”
“No onion straws on top of just rice. Tastes so funky.”
“Dude, are they having a fucking party in here? They're cranking that rave music.”
“This is the first time I've ever seen the dessert bar in, like, a little cooler like this.”
Also noticed
- An empty parking lot, a mothball smell inside, rave music cranking, a big fountain with a huge fish, and luxury seats. 00:16
- The dessert bar kept in a little cooler, the first he's seen. 03:18