Asian King Buffet
Hurst, TX
953 Melbourne Rd, Hurst, TX 76053
Razor-thin school-style pizza, a better-than-most Texas rib and crusty mac and cheese, but special beef like chewing a shoe and sad seafood boil. The chocolate fountain bumps it to 3.9: it's 'holding this whole place together.'
3.9His ratingYelp said 3.8- Rangoons tried; no clear verdict
- Pizza YesRazor-thin pizza that he fumbles getting onto his plate. Then: 'Oh, that's good.' It tastes exactly like school pizza.
- Desserts Chocolate fountain, Fortune cookie
- Price $18.39/person ($36.78 for 2)
Dishes
- RibsHe'd been hyped for Texas barbecue at a Chinese buffet. The rib is one of the better ones he's had.03:12
- Mac and cheeseHe goes for the crusty corners everybody else avoids. Something to write home about.05:21
- SushiDefinitely hitting, and a little spicy.05:45
- Special beefIt looked like something a lunch lady would throw on your plate. So tough he can't use a fork on it, like eating a shoe, or bubble gum: he kept chewing and it wasn't doing anything.04:00
- Barbecue chickenLooks a little goofy. It is not good; kind of icky.06:33
- Seafood boilA sad seafood boil, if he's ever seen one.03:38
- Chinese spaghettiThe wrong noodles again; he says every buffet so far has used the wrong noodles.03:48
- Chicken nuggetsOne nugget with a boot shape he's convinced came from a fast-food chain. You can even see the toes.04:26
What he said
“You know, it was busy in there. There's like 100 people in there. They had a chocolate fountain. I'll bump them up to 3.9 stars.”
“the chocolate fountains holding this whole place together.”
“Look at that thin. I'm talking razor thin.”
“This beef is so tough I can't even use a fork on it.”
“I can't believe a crab gooned in this.”
“Did they fucking duct tape that together?”
Also noticed
- Busy, about 100 people. Duct-taped repairs at the door, lion statues, a boat, booths set inside bird cages, and a movie playing in the background where a fountain would usually be. 00:13
- Booths inside bird cages. 01:02
- A whole chocolate fountain on a Chinese buffet, with marshmallows conveniently placed next to it. 02:31
- Instead of a fountain, a movie playing in the background. 00:41