Golden Blossom Buffet
Jeffersonville, IN
2760 Jefferson Centre Way #5, Jeffersonville, IN 47130
A packed buffet with the best pizza-bagel-style cheese mushroom of his life, good goons and chicken, but honey-drenched pigs in a blanket, a lot missing and no pizza. It keeps its 3.7.
3.7His ratingYelp said 3.7- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, and a lot of stuff missing, but still worth its 3.7.
- Desserts Ice cream (freezer), Fortune cookie
- Price $16.04/person ($32.08 for 2)
Dishes
- Cheese mushroomIt looks like a little pizza bagel.00:45
- Crab rangoonDefinitely gooning (see Rangoons).01:18
- ChickenA shape he'd never seen, and it's actually pretty damn good.01:53
- Chinese spaghettiA type he'd never had. 'I love me some Chinese spaghetti.'01:35
- Egg rollLooked like a pretty decent egg roll.01:25
- Pigs in a blanket'That's what we like to see' on the line, but they put honey all over it. 'Why do you do that?'00:32
Halls
What he said
“Do I think the Golden Blossom buffet deserves 3.7 stars? I'm gonna say, yeah. There was a lot of stuff missing, and there was no fucking pizza.”
“Next up, the goon. Oh, yeah, I'm definitely gooning.”
“This look like a little pizza bagel. This is the best one I've ever had in my life.”
“I ain't never seen a chicken this shape before. It's actually pretty damn good.”
What he didn't love
- Selection: There was a lot of stuff missing. 03:24
Also noticed
- Packed: all of Jeffersonville seemed to be in the building. A dollar bill folded into a tiny T-shirt, and a variety of ice cream in a little freezer. 00:17
- A chicken shape he'd never seen before. 01:53
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- The floors are, in fact, not sticky. 02:50
In the video, he says…
“We're gonna eat the raw bacon. That is certainly raw.”
“This is moldy, though. That's. That's not good.”
His words from the video posted Jul 7, 2026. Watch it on TikTok. This is what he reported, not a finding by this site.