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Day 143Posted Nov 4, 2026

Two Volcano Seafood Boil Buffet

Burbank, IL
Likely W 77th St, Burbank, IL 60459 (he tagged only Burbank; we matched the address)

Build-your-own nachos and mozzarella-stick rangoons in a too-hot room: an average buffet with a lot of volcanoes, about 2.6 stars.

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.0about2.6His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.1

$19.79/person · above his typical cost ($3.42 more than the $16.37 median)

  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza YesNot bad at all, though he wonders if they use enough sauce.
  • Desserts Name-brand Oreos, Bulk cookies (seen, not tried)
  • Price $19.79/person ($39.58 for 2)
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Dishes

  • Mac and cheeseThick and cheesy; actually really good.08:00
  • General Tso's chicken'That's flavor.'07:48
  • PizzaLooks good and isn't bad at all, though he's not sure they use enough sauce.03:40
  • NachosBuilds his own plate with cheese and jalapeños; likes the idea, but the cheese tastes canned.06:40
  • SushiNot mad at it, but wants more rolls; one is just a whole cucumber.05:06
  • Seafood delight with octopusNever seen octopus in the seafood delight before; he's into the extra bang for the buck.02:29
  • Shrimp cocktailLikes the idea; it looks a bit like a ceviche.06:08

Halls

What he said

“it's just an average buffet with a lot of volcanoes. I give about 2.6. It wasn't terrible in there.”
08:25 from TikTok's auto-captions
“It's really hot for no reason. It's actually colder outside.”
08:34 from TikTok's auto-captions
“you know, now this is my first nacho at a Chinese buffet.”
04:06 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I don't know if they use enough sauce though.”
04:00 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Goonies never die. Stay gooning, my friend.”
05:01 from TikTok's auto-captions
“It's pretty good. Mac and cheese.”
08:17 from TikTok's auto-captions

What he didn't love

  • Says it's really hot inside for no reason, colder than outside. 02:22
  • The dessert table is deserted, padded out with bulk cookies, pretzels and saltines. 05:26
  • Styrofoam plates and plastic forks and spoons. 01:33

Also noticed

  • Likes the volcano fountain with its mommy and baby turtles. 00:18
  • A whole buffet section dedicated to the seafood boil, plus catfish. 02:09

Cleanliness

What he said about it, in the video:

  • Spots mac and cheese caked on the heat lamp. 02:05
  • Says it's not bad in here whatsoever. 06:22

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