Shiki Buffet - Glendale Heights
Glendale Heights, IL
240 Town Center Ln, Glendale Heights, IL 60139
Turtle fountain and real crab legs, but crusty mac and cheese and sauce-only ribs: about 2.3 stars.
about2.3His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.8$22.04/person · above his typical cost ($5.67 more than the $16.37 median)
- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesYou cut your own slice; it looks homemade and tastes like a whole bag of cheese, which he likes.
- Desserts Dessert buffet with fortune cookies (seen, not tried)
- Price $22.04/person ($44.08 for 2)
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Dishes
- PizzaLooks homemade and tastes like someone dumped a whole bag of cheese on it, which he likes.00:47
- Cottage cheeseServed from a whole crate, and it's actually good cottage cheese.04:46
- Roast beefLike Arby's; it's all right and tastes like pot roast.05:27
- Crab legsThe big kind on the line, but his is a little skinny; kind of tastes like crab.05:38
- SushiLooks fine for what it is, and it's all right.06:34
- Mac and cheeseCrusty, and it doesn't taste right, not even a little bit.04:28
- RibsBright red, thick sauce on what's basically just a bone, like TV-dinner ribs.04:56
- Chicken nuggetHard and stiff.06:02
Halls
What he said
“I give it about maybe like 2.3 stars”
“I didn't like most of the food but it's alright for the most part”
“those are deceiving they're really thick actually like all the goon is in the goon”
“this is like the first fountain I've seen just filled with turtles”
“it kind of tastes like somebody dumped a whole bag of cheese on it”
“it's actually some good cottage cheese”
What he didn't love
- Lots of unlabeled sauces and dishes. 01:31
- Nothing here is super impressive, he says. 06:44
Also noticed
- Spends at least 30 minutes with the turtles in the fountain. 00:18
- A choice of wedges, regular fries and onion rings, like Burger King. 02:36
- A whole seafood boil with the big crab legs; feels like Jeff Ruby's. 03:00
- Spots an 'it's your fault if you die' disclaimer. 02:06