Yoki Buffet
Louisville, KY
Likely 1700 Alliant Ave, Louisville, KY 40299 (he tagged only Louisville; we matched the address)
A nice buffet with a TV giveaway, badass chicken tenders, sauced-up wings, goons and a Tombstone pizza 'pro move'. The assortment earns at least four stars, though there was no fortune cookie.
4.0His ratingYelp said 3.3- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesA crispy-bottomed Tombstone pizza that looks pretty good: 'a pro move… a pretty quality pick.'
- Desserts Birthday cake (seen, not tried)
- Price $13.77/person ($27.54 for 2)
Dishes
- Buffalo wingsAbsolutely sauced up. He'd eat wings here every day if he could.01:45
- Chicken tendersHe couldn't believe they had them: 'That is a badass chicken tender.'01:11
- Crab rangoonGooning hard (see Rangoons).03:05
- SushiThey used a whole brick of Philadelphia cream cheese on it.02:12
- Chinese spaghettiOn plate one; no verdict.03:18
- Potato saladThick, and 'definitely from Kroger'.02:42
- Potato skinA very dry potato skin.02:51
What he said
“Does Yoki Buffet deserve 3.3 stars? I'm gonna say no. I think they deserve at least 4 stars for the assortment of things they have up there.”
“They even did a pro move and picked the Tombstone pizza, so that's a pretty quality pick right there.”
“We got the crab rangoon. Oh, yeah. We are definitely gooning now. I'm gooning so fucking hard right now.”
“absolutely sauced up fucking wing. I'd eat wings here every day if I could, honestly.”
“Dude, you can win a TV. Look, they got like thirty TVs just sitting right there in that.”
“Uh, no fortune cookie, though. I don't know why they're not giving me fortune Cookies”
What he didn't love
- Fortune cookie: No fortune cookie. 04:02
Also noticed
- A nice buffet ('one of those Chinese buffets you take a prom date to') with TVs lined up against the walls. 00:30
- A giveaway where you can win a 75-inch TV, with about thirty TVs on display. 00:36