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Day 98Posted Sep 17, 2026

Buffet King

Lebanon, IN
Likely 2452 N Lebanon St, Lebanon, IN 46052 (he tagged only Lebanon; we matched the address)

A moderately sized buffet with pizza he really liked, whole birthday cakes and exploding goons; he bumped it to 3.5.

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.5His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza YesBuffet pizza, 'a classic on a Chinese buffet'. He really liked it: thin, crunchy bread with sauce and cheese, like a homemade personal pizza.
  • Desserts Birthday cake, Fortune cookie
  • Price $14.16/person ($28.32 for 2)

Dishes

  • Stuffed shrimpUsually these are awful, he says, but this was actually pretty good.04:31
  • MeatballsTaste like frozen TV-dinner Salisbury steak, which he grew up eating and isn't mad at.04:44
  • Crab rangoonStar-shaped and fresh; it burst all over him (see Rangoons).04:05
  • Peanut chickenThe flavor is pretty good, but it's a little crunchy and felt like chewing on a shoe.03:49
  • Fried fish'Fresh out the box', he jokes.03:42
  • SushiA little slim, next to a sriracha he couldn't place.03:18

What he said

“I'm gonna say no. I think they deserve three and a [half] stars. What more could you want? They had pizza.”
05:16 from TikTok's auto-captions
“We're definitely getting in here, boys. Goonies, assemble.”
04:20 from TikTok's auto-captions
“buffet pizza. A classic on a Chinese buffet. I actually really like this. It's like a thin, crunchy bread with sauce and cheese.”
03:29 from TikTok's auto-captions
“It tastes like Salisbury steak. You know, that frozen kind you get in the TV dinners? I'm not mad at that. I grew up eating Them.”
04:51 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Whole ass birthday cake right on the buffet.”
03:12 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Flavor is pretty good, but kind of feels like I'm chewing on a shoe.”
03:55 from TikTok's auto-captions

Also noticed

  • One cool cat greets you as you walk in. 01:29
  • A good buffet, moderately sized. 01:33
  • A 10% senior discount. 'Today I am 97.' 00:12
  • A candy machine on a rail system: so cool, though kind of gross at the bottom. The candy was a gamble: one piece started great and turned weird. 00:18
  • Whole birthday cakes right on the buffet, and a second one behind it. 03:03
  • A creative use of a Crock-Pot. 02:53

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