China One Buffet
Oregon, OH
Likely 3040 Navarre Ave, Oregon, OH 43616 (he tagged only Oregon; we matched the address)
School pizza 'cooked in bacon grease', great Chinese spaghetti and plenty of goons, but slow service; right at three stars.
3.0His ratingYelp said 3.0- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesGreasy and pretty good: like school pizza cooked in bacon grease. His compliments to the chef.
- Desserts Ice cream sandwiches (Walmart), Fortune cookie (seen, not tried)
- Price $15.08/person ($30.15 for 2)
Dishes
- Chinese spaghettiA skin on it in the tray, but it was great.01:33
- Crab rangoonAll the rangoons he could want, and gooning (see Rangoons).02:33
- Pot roastPot roast at a Chinese buffet, like Thanksgiving. No seasoning.01:46
- House special mushroomSwimming in sauce: very wet, and a lot of mushroom.01:22
- Pepper steakSo chewy.03:12
- SushiHe enjoyed the presentation, and says it goes well with the pizza.01:10
What he said
“Does the China one buffet deserve 3 stars? I'd say it's pretty happy being exactly at 3 stars. There's nothing crazy going on there. Service kind of sucks, but at least they have pizza.”
“This pizza tastes just like school pizza, but if it was cooked in bacon grease. My compliments to the chef, whoever is making the pizza back there.”
“All the crab rangoons I could ever want. Now we're gooning.”
“The world's hottest potato. Jesus. I can't. Sorry, guys. I can't pick up the fucking potato.”
“Sorry, guys, they. They forgot to bring the Bill, so we had to kind of like walk up there and pay.”
What he didn't love
- Service: The owner stared at him most of the meal, and they forgot to bring the bill, so he had to walk up to pay. 'Service kind of sucks.' 00:14
Also noticed
- A nice glass-block wall. 00:33
- Walmart Great Value products on the buffet: 'financially savvy'. 00:37
- A Walmart picture frame nailed to the bathroom wall. 02:10
- The world's hottest potato, he says: too hot to pick up. 02:51