Empire Buffet
Fort Mitchell, KY
570 Clock Tower Way, Buttermilk Town Center, Fort Mitchell, KY 41017
Fire pizza, but a robbery of a goon, celery in the crab cheese, hard fries and lukewarm trays right after opening. 2.6 stars.
2.6His ratingYelp said 2.5- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza YesA little white, but actually really good: 'The pizza is fire.'
- Desserts Dessert squares, Soft serve with paper cones (seen, not tried)
- Price $16.95/person ($33.90 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonNo goon in this goon: he feels robbed (see Rangoons).02:08
- Jalapeño poppersA 'legendary' find that looks weird. What is it stuffed with?02:28
- Cheese crab meatThick, but with celery and what he thinks is lettuce in it. 'I don't know why it's got celery in it.'01:54
- French friesHard.01:39
What he said
“The Empire Buffet deserve two and a half stars. I'm gonna say it deserves 2.6 stars. The pizza is fire.”
“There's no goon in this gun. I feel like I've been robbed. This is not a quality gun. I am a goon connoisseur. I know what I'm talking about.”
“You can't goon here. Nobody is gooning in this establishment.”
“Kind of white. That pizza is actually really good.”
“They have the forks under lock and key.”
“I think the scariest part is they just open and, like, half the stuff already looks pretty lukewarm.”
What he didn't love
- Food temperature: Right after opening, half the food already looked lukewarm. 01:44
Also noticed
- A classic-looking Chinese buffet with a big fish (you could ride it into battle) and a 'Happy Birthday' sign that's always up. The 'Buffet open, all you can eat' sign isn't lit. 00:12
- Forks kept under lock and key. 00:41
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Old duct tape used as trim on equipment ('Like, is it leaking?… this can't be okay'). 03:59