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Day 139Posted Oct 30, 2026

Feast Asian Buffet

Hanover Park, IL
Likely 7620 Barrington Rd, Hanover Park, IL 60133 (he tagged only Hanover Park; we matched the address)

Perfectly glazed coconut shrimp he'd come back for and rangoons thicker than a Snickers: yes, it deserves its 3.1 stars, for the most part.

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher3.1His ratingYelp said 3.3

$22.07/person · above his typical cost ($5.70 more than the $16.37 median)

  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza YesLikes the Chinese label for pizza; the white cheese pizza looks like a ghost.
  • Price $22.07/person ($44.14 for 2)
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Dishes

  • Coconut shrimpPerfectly baked and glazed, exactly how he wants coconut shrimp; he'd come back just for it.03:22
  • Beef pieReminds him of a Dollar Tree jerk patty but it's actually pretty good; he only wishes it weren't so soggy.04:33
  • Egg foo youngThere's something about egg foo young he likes; he'd love an Americanized eggs-and-gravy version.05:10
  • Seafood pastaLooks like a banger with crab, but he isn't sure he likes it: it has a pickle taste.04:56
  • Crab and cream cheese sushi roll with avocado and plantainThe plantain on top didn't do much for it, but it didn't make it gross either.05:30

What he said

“Yeah, for the most part. I mean, I really like the coconut shrimp.”
06:11 from TikTok's auto-captions
“You know, honestly, I probably just come here for the coconut shrimp. It's a real banger here.”
03:42 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I mean, absolutely thicker than a snicker.”
04:20 from TikTok's auto-captions
“You can fit all New York City in this [goon].”
04:03 from TikTok's auto-captions
“There's something about egg Foo young I like.”
05:23 from TikTok's auto-captions
“It's nice to see the Chinese word for pizza.”
00:52 from TikTok's auto-captions

Also noticed

  • An itty bitty fountain, and a shop selling everything from stuffed animals to ice cream. 00:12
  • Likes getting his own drinks so he doesn't have to wait. 00:32

Cleanliness

What he said about it, in the video:

  • Checks out the bathroom and says it isn't bad. 02:24

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