Ichiban
Alexandria, KY
Likely 6835 Alexandria Pike, Alexandria, KY 41001 (he tagged only Alexandria; we matched the address)
An empty-wrapper goon, gray mini dogs 'like eating a Slim Jim', food he says wasn't technically edible, and no pizza. One star, and even the fortune cookie was empty.
1.0His ratingYelp said 3.0- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza NoNo pizza: 'This ain't a real Chinese buffet.'
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $17.48/person ($34.95 for 2)
Dishes
- BiscuitA mystery biscuit. It's pretty all right.01:10
- Chinese spaghettiOn the plate; no verdict.01:44
- Dinner rollLooks like a steakhouse roll.01:30
- Crab rangoonNothing inside, just the wrapper (see Rangoons).01:14
- Mini hot dogsDark and unimpressive, and a little cold. Gray-brown inside, and like eating a Slim Jim.01:37
What he said
“Does Ichiban deserve three stars? I'm gonna have to knock them down to a one star. I don't think any of the food I had was technically edible, but I did take a bite out of everything I had.”
“Unconfirmed crab Rangoon. There is nothing in there. This is literally just the wrapper.”
“That hot dog was like. It's like eating a Slim Jim.”
“And they didn't have pizza, so I don't know what's going on in there. This ain't a real Chinese buffet.”
“let's see what I get in my fortune cookie. It's just cookie.”
“They're just dark and unimpressive,”
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- A dusty gum machine with gum 'probably from the 1900s', in the wrong color. 00:20