Great Wall Buffet
Kokomo, IN
Likely 639 N Dixon Rd, Kokomo, IN 46901 (he tagged only Kokomo; we matched the address)
A very average buffet with quality goons and DiGiorno pizza; he gave it 2.9 stars.
2.9His ratingYelp said 3.0- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesDiGiorno, which he recognized from across the room. He thought having it was pretty cool.
- Price $12.83/person ($25.66 for 2)
Dishes
- Chicken nuggetsCheaper here than McDonald's, he says; no reason to go there anymore just for nuggets.05:02
- Crab rangoonTriangle-shaped and a quality goon (see Rangoons).03:46
- Stuffed mushroomWet, as they always seem to be; an average mushroom.03:57
- Triple delightTastes like crab stick.05:15
- Mashed potatoes and gravyThe gravy had formed one big skin. He's tired of eating gravy skin.04:09
- Peanut butter chickenTastes like straight peanut butter.05:19
- Coconut chicken'Y'all need to quit making that.'05:29
What he said
“I mean, it's all right. I think I'll go maybe 2.9 stars. It's a very average buffet. They did have Digorno, so that was pretty cool.”
“It's a quality goon. Goon Town, USA, baby, here we come.”
“This is a Fucking Digorno pizza if I've ever seen one. This is Digorno all the way, baby.”
“It's like cheaper to go here instead of like McDonald's to get chicken nuggets.”
“I'm tired of eating gravy skin.”
“They're doing a whole ass Seafood boil here. Dude, what's this? The fucking Red Lobster.”
What he didn't love
- Smell: It had 'that smelly smell that smells' in there. 00:14
- Restroom: So cramped the door almost hits the toilet. 02:35
Also noticed
- A moderately sized Chinese buffet. 00:31
- Self-serve drinks, which he enjoys: no waiting for someone to notice he needs one. 00:52
- A card vending machine; one pull came out holographic. 00:23
- Half a crab on the buffet; he doesn't know where the rest of the legs went. 01:39
- A seafood delight that's all crab stick. 01:43
- A whole seafood boil, like it's a Red Lobster. 02:13
- DiGiorno pizza, which he spotted from across the room. 02:46
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Saran wrap on the salads, and on everything, which he liked. 01:00
- Pretty clean; he wasn't upset at it. 02:31