Super Seafood Buffet
Columbus, OH
1662 E Dublin Granville Rd, Columbus, OH 43229
A giant buffet with a shop and a popcorn machine, but cheese-covered salmon, black jello, no AC, and a rangoon so wrong his goons betrayed him. About 2.4 stars.
about2.4His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.6- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza Yes'Super energy pizza.' Believe it or not, it tastes like pizza.
- Desserts Black (grape?) jello, Fortune cookie
- Price $17.95/person ($35.90 for 2)
Dishes
- Cheese-topped salmonA salmon covered in cheese, which shook him to his core on the line. It's all right.02:14
- Grilled cheese mussels'What on earth happened to this thing?' They're all missing a part.02:28
- Crab rangoonSomething severely wrong with it: his goons betrayed him (see Rangoons).03:20
Halls
What he said
“Or does the super seafood deserve 2.6 stars? I'm gonna say probably 2.4 stars. Nothing really tasted fantastic.”
“Out of all the things to betray me, it was the crab Rangoon. They always have my back. My goons betrayed me.”
“This is the first one we've been to with popcorn. This is awesome. I've been to so many. They just find new ways to surprise me.”
“Every single fucking time I'm at one of these places, they find a new way, a new way to just shake me. To my fucking core.”
“And it turns out they're selling everything from Hello Kitty LA Boo Boo and Christian Dior and Chanel.”
“Believe it or not, it tastes like pizza.”
What he didn't love
- Heat: Pretty hot inside, with no AC. 02:57
Also noticed
- A huge buffet running all the way to the back, with a cool fountain, a Mongolian grill instead of hibachi, carts to push people around in, and a shop selling everything from Hello Kitty and Labubu to 'Christian Dior and Chanel'. 00:26