Asian Buffet
New Albany, IN
3813 Charlestown Rd, New Albany, IN 47150
Properly cream-cheesed sushi and good buttered taters, but Gatorade-red chicken, funky potstickers, no goon zone and no pizza. Properly graded at three stars.
3.0His ratingYelp said 3.0- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza NoNo pizza: 'Indiana… get your shit together.'
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $18.18/person ($36.36 for 2)
Dishes
- SushiLoaded with cream cheese, 'the kind of stuff I want to see out of my sushi rolls', and thick: the proper way to make sushi.01:22
- Buttered potatoesLike homemade.01:43
- Cheese totsA 'legendary' find on the line.00:51
- Potato ballWhat looked like a mac and cheese ball was a potato ball.01:54
- Peanut chickenWhy is it sweet?02:35
- Crab rangoonNot gooning (see Rangoons).02:15
- Red-glazed chickenAn 'absolutely red' chicken like nothing he'd seen, 'baked in Gatorade'. 'This is not good. This is not okay.'00:40
- Chicken potstickersAn odd-looking dumpling that also tastes a little funky.01:02
What he said
“Does the Asian buffet New Albany, Indiana deserve 3 stars? I think it is properly graded at 3 stars. I'm not wild. There's no fucking pizza.”
“Crab rangoone. I don't think I'm gooning in this establishment.”
“Up next, we got the Red 40 chicken baked in Gatorade.”
“Look, look at this cream cheese here. This is the kind of stuff I want to see out of my sushi rolls. They knew I was coming today.”
“This is a booth, and then on the end here is just a chair to extend it.”
“I've never seen a dumpling like this, but we'll do it.”
Also noticed
- Booths extended with a loose chair on the end, which he finds very funny. 00:31
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- The floor is a little sticky, though not crazy sticky. 00:25