China Buffet
Carol Stream, IL
175 Hiawatha Dr, Carol Stream, IL 60188
A tiny buffet with no fried rice and part-time-gooning rangoons: a fair 3 stars, nothing crazy.
3.0His ratingYelp said 3.2$18.50/person · above his typical cost ($2.13 more than the $16.37 median)
- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza No
- Price $18.50/person ($37.00 for 2)
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Dishes
- Unidentified itemTough to bite through, but it's all right and he'd eat it again.02:46
- Chicken ballDoesn't taste bad.02:34
- Egg foo youngSurprised a small buffet makes it; it's like a Chinese omelet, but not his favorite.03:12
- Brown riceJust plain rice, Chipotle-style; no fried rice here.03:40
- Chinese spaghettiGrabs some; a little lands on the counter.01:28
Halls
What he said
“I give it three stars.”
“Just a small China buffet.”
“This buffet is so small, if you farted on one side, you smell at the other.”
“at least they get the goons right?”
“it's not 9 to 3. But at least like, you know, it's a part time job gooning,”
“it's just the first place I've been to that didn't have like fried rice”
What he didn't love
- So small there's not much elbow room. 00:11
- Wobbly chairs. 00:28
- Almost nothing is labeled, so you go on experience. 01:10
Also noticed
- Pick white or brown rice, like Chipotle, and get your own drink. 00:35
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Says the restroom feels like a prison bathroom. 01:51