Asian Buffet
Fairfield, OH
6310 S Gilmore Rd, Fairfield, OH 45014
A huge old-Ryan's buffet with pizza that kicks ass, but the driest, coldest fries of his life and chicken feet on the dessert bar. Down to 2.1.
2.1His ratingYelp said 2.7- Pizza YesIt looked sickly and a few days old on the line, but it's cheesy, and Chinese buffet pizza 'actually kicks so much ass'.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
Dishes
- Fried chickenKind of black in certain spots.00:51
- French friesDry and cold, 'like if you go to McDonald's and then bring it home cold'.00:29
- Chicken feetHe tried one for science: 'How do you eat a chicken foot? I don't like that… I hate that.'01:32
Halls
What he said
“Does the Asian buffet deserve 2.7 stars? I'm gonna have to say no. It actually deserves a lower score. I think it deserves 2.1 stars.”
“Driest French fries I've ever seen in my life. Oh, they're cold. That was the coldest French fry on earth.”
“Chinese buffet pizza actually kicks so much ass.”
“I think this used to be an old Ryan's Buffet outside the Cincinnati Mall”
“But why is the chicken feet on the dessert bar?”
“How do you eat a chicken foot? I don't like that. I don't like that.”
Also noticed
- A huge buffet in what he thinks was an old Ryan's Buffet by the former Cincinnati Mall, with a statue ('they really went all out'), sushi and hibachi, and a ceiling tile like he'd never seen. 00:08
- His first chicken feet on a buffet, and they were on the dessert bar. 01:32