Hibachi Buffet
Louisville, KY
5372 Dixie Hwy, Louisville, KY 40216
A busy buffet within sight of another one, with great-tasting (if thin) goons, all-right mac and General Tso's, and weird-tasting curly fries, but no pizza. Down to about three stars.
about3.0His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 3.7- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, which drags the score down to about three.
- Price $15.36/person ($30.71 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonTastes great, but barely any filling (see Rangoons).02:05
- Mac and cheeseIt looked good. He hadn't had mac and cheese in so long, and it's pretty all right.01:09
- General Tso's chickenIt's alright.01:34
- Curly friesArby's-style curly fries right on the buffet had him hyped, but they have a weird taste.01:47
What he said
“Does the hibachi buffet deserve 3.7 stars? I, I think we're gonna knock it down a couple stars. Maybe to three stars. There's no fucking pizza.”
“We got the goons. And fill this bad boy up. Dude, it tastes great, but her barely anything in there.”
“If you look over here, you can see Umami's buffet just over yonder. So it's, like, not even walking distance from another buffet, which is kind of crazy to me.”
“Oh hell yeah. They got Arby's curly fries. Look at them bad boys. That's what I'm fucking talking about.”
“The Arby's fries right on the buffet. Isn't that crazy? It's got a weird taste to him.”
“Also riddled with grocery carts all over the fucking place.”
Also noticed
- Within sight of another buffet (Umami's, just down the street), busier than the nicer one, and riddled with grocery carts. It has a whole seafood boil with half crabs, like Red Lobster. 00:13
- A sign saying babies can't go on the buffet. 00:59