Asian Buffet
Lima, OH
Likely 2100 Harding Hwy #30, Lima, OH 45804 (he tagged only Lima; we matched the address)
His lowest score yet: one star, for mayo in the 'cheese' mussel, a sweet crab 'taco', water-flavored mac and cheese, an exorcism-grade restroom and no pizza.
1.0His ratingYelp said 2.5- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, part of his one-star verdict.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $15.50/person ($31.00 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonDidn't look filled, but part-time gooning (see Rangoons).02:29
- Chicken wingTasted how it's supposed to.01:16
- Cheese potatoIt's alright.01:29
- Beef ribsLike beef ribs from a TV dinner.01:20
- Taco (or mini burrito)Needs a referee to rule it a taco. Sweet, no beef, maybe crab and bread: horrible, and he couldn't get the taste out of his mouth.00:48
- Cheese-stuffed musselIt wasn't cheese, it was mayonnaise, and it nearly broke him.02:57
- Creamed cornVery sweet, and it needed more time on the stove.02:20
- Mac and cheeseExtra wet, like a soup, with radioactive-looking cheese; it just tastes like water.00:37
What he said
“Listen, I'm gonna stop you right there. This place is getting a one star. There was barely anything worth coming here for.”
“The bathroom looked like it had an exorcism. There's no fucking pizza. Definitely 31 more dollars than I should have spent there.”
“That wasn't cheese, that was mayonnaise. Why y'all do this to me, dude? I'm trying so hard, man. I just want the series to be over.”
“I'm gooning. Not nine to five, but maybe like nine to two. I'm gooning part time.”
“That burrito was sweet. It had no beef in it. I have no clue what's in there. Like crab or something. Like crab and bread. It's horrible.”
“I get that wet Mac and cheese, baby. Extra wet. Look at that. It's like a soup.”
What he didn't love
- Value: Barely anything worth coming for: '31 more dollars than I should have spent'. 04:48
Also noticed
- Delivering on DoorDash and hiring. A 'little big fella' fish in the tank. 00:10
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- The restroom 'looked like it had an exorcism', with some milky substance he couldn't identify. It stressed him out. 01:52