King Buffet
Beechmont, OH
617 Ohio Pike, Cincinnati, OH 45245
His priciest buffet yet at $41, with the saddest-looking pizza he'd seen and goons that didn't taste right, but cream-cheese sushi and hot dogs bumped it to 2.7.
2.7His ratingYelp said 2.4- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza YesNot even Little Caesars, and he doesn't know what it is: 'That's gonna affect our score.'
- Price $41.00 total
Dishes
- SushiHis favorite kind: one whole brick of cream cheese and rice.02:47
- Hot dogs'Meat missiles' on the buffet: it tastes like a regular hot dog, and the hot dogs earned the score a bump.01:28
- Crab rangoonIt don't taste right (see Rangoons).02:41
Halls
What he said
“I'll give it 2.7 stars for having hot dogs.”
“This is probably the most expensive Chinese buffet I've been to so far. This is $41.”
“They have pizza. It's. That's probably the saddest looking pizza I've ever seen.”
“But crab rangoons, it don't taste right. I am not gooning”
“They got a lot of balls to make me pay 41 dollars.”
“One whole brick of cream cheese and rice.”
What he didn't love
- Price: $41, when the others ranged $20-30: 'They got a lot of balls to make me pay 41 dollars.' 00:56
Also noticed
- A sign you have to squint 'really, really hard' to read, Pepsi as always, and a whole seafood boil. 00:24
- His first Chinese buffet hot dog. 02:33