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Day 58Posted Aug 4, 2026

Kumo Japanese Seafood Buffet

Cleveland, OH
1975 Snow Rd, Cleveland, OH 44134

One of the biggest buffets he's been to, with sushi and a whole hot pot side, and the chicken nuggets pushed it to four stars.

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher4.0His ratingYelp said 3.2
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza NoNo pizza. He says it would have been five stars with pizza; his rating is four.
  • Desserts Dragon fruit
  • Price $17.81/person ($35.62 for 2)

Dishes

  • Chicken nuggetsReally good, like McDonald's nuggets but probably a lot better, and one of his reasons for bumping it to four stars.03:00
  • Crab rangoonProbably the soggiest he's ever picked up, but he still called them goonin' (see Rangoons).03:13
  • Sushi rollsThick rolls; he joked that inflation hasn't hit this sushi buffet.01:41
  • Mango chickenA little sticky, but really sweet.03:20
  • Tamago (sweet egg omelette)His first time having sweet egg; says it tastes like an omelette made with maple syrup.03:30
  • Cream cheese sushi roll topped with mayoLoaded with cream cheese and an ungodly amount of mayo; not a big fan.03:37
  • Plum pig hoofThe first time he'd seen it; no verdict.00:59
  • Unidentified item (plate 3)Had a bone in it; no verdict.03:51

Halls

What he said

“I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say we're gonna bump it up to four stars.”
04:04 from TikTok's auto-captions
“These are actually really good. It's like McDonald's chicken nuggets, but, like, probably a lot better.”
03:04 from TikTok's auto-captions
“this is probably the soggiest crab Rangoon I've ever picked up in my life.”
03:13 from TikTok's auto-captions
“But no pizza would have been five. Would have been five.”
04:14 from TikTok's auto-captions
“This is one of the biggest Chinese buffets I've been to. It even includes a whole hot pot buffet.”
00:24 from TikTok's auto-captions
“I mean, I wish they would have asked us if we wanted hot pot.”
01:37 from TikTok's auto-captions

What he didn't love

  • Service: Staff seated them for the Chinese buffet without offering the hot pot side. He was fine with it, but kept saying he wished they'd asked. 01:08

Also noticed

  • Chinese buffet on one side; sushi and a hot-pot-only buffet on the other. 01:56
  • A big selection, and it looked really good to him. 02:49
  • He'd heard it was a hot pot and Korean barbecue place: he found a whole hot pot buffet but no Korean barbecue. 00:10
  • Christmas ornaments up. 00:42
  • A coin pusher with a lottery ticket and a $2 bill inside. He didn't know how to respond. 00:44
  • Snails on the hot pot side. 01:23

Cleanliness

What he said about it, in the video:

  • Called it pretty clean, though there was no lock on the door. 02:31

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