The Feast Buffet
Columbus, OH
2620 Bethel Rd, Columbus, OH 43235
A fancy, Christmas-in-June buffet with top-tier triangle goons, pho made on the fly and probably the best mac and cheese at any Chinese buffet. It keeps its 3.3, no pizza.
3.3His ratingYelp said 3.3- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza NoNo pizza, but it keeps its 3.3.
- Desserts Water chestnut pudding
- Price $18.35/person ($36.70 for 2)
Dishes
- Mac and cheeseIt has flavor: the kind of mac and cheese your meemaw probably made.01:12
- Crab rangoonTop tier and beautifully triangular (see Rangoons).00:57
- PhoPho made on the fly at the buffet, served with a lemon. Looking pretty good.02:07
Halls
What he said
“Does the feast buffet deserve 3.3 stars? I'm gonna say yeah. They don't have fucking pizza. Let's roll.”
“Probably the best Mac and cheese I've seen at any Chinese buffet. God bless. It has flavor.”
“That was a quality made goon right there.”
“If they don't have a Christmas tree up in the middle of June, I don't even wanna go to that Chinese buffet.”
“It's literally jello with nuts in it.”
“This is looking pretty good for just some [pho] made on the fly.”
Also noticed
- Fancy ('I gotta take out a second mortgage'), very K-pop, with Christmas decorations and a Christmas tree up in June. It looks a lot like the last buffet he went to. 00:10
- Water chestnut pudding, a new experience for him. 00:48