Great Wall Buffet
Fort Wayne, IN
Likely 3824 W Jefferson Blvd, Fort Wayne, IN 46804 (he tagged only Fort Wayne; we matched the address)
Large, with goons that weren't goonin' and syrupy walnut shrimp; he dropped it to two stars and called it 'an experience'.
2.0His ratingYelp said 2.5- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza YesCouldn't tell what kind it was. It looked old and so stiff it didn't bend, though he says it's not terrible pizza.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $18.18/person ($36.36 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonNicely toasted but an unfamiliar scrunched-up shape with lots of green onion; not goonin' (see Rangoons).03:50
- Walnut shrimpTasted like syrup poured on shrimp. Just doesn't work for him.04:28
- Cheese-filled shrimpHe found no shrimp in it, just cream cheese. 'Kind of interesting.'04:37
- Stuffed mushroomLooked loaded with cheese; no verdict.03:10
- SushiThe world's sloppiest sushi, he says, but it ain't bad.05:23
- Unidentified chewy item (plate 2)Rock hard and really chewy.04:56
- Unidentified stubby itemA little stubby item with a black licorice taste.05:04
- Seafood delightJoked that its label was older than he is.01:17
- Chicken quesadillasChicken quesadillas on a Chinese buffet: 'quit playing.'01:52
Halls
What he said
“I don't think so. I'm gonna have to drop it down to 2 stars. Man. That was. I'll just call it an experience.”
“I just don't think I'm gooning in this establishment.”
“It's not terrible pizza. This motherfucker here had a birthday, though.”
“We got the world's sloppiest sushi. It ain't bad.”
“I'm surprised people are willingly eating here.”
What he didn't love
- Pizza: Looked old and was stiff enough not to bend. 02:42
- The place overall: He's surprised people are willingly eating there. 03:41
Also noticed
- Actually quite large. 00:21
- Koi fish tables he really liked. 04:00
- Seniors get a free drink. 'Where's my free drink?' 00:10
- Chicken quesadillas on the buffet. 01:52
- Seafood boils, like it's a Red Lobster. 03:27
- A cheese-filled shrimp with no shrimp in it. 04:37
- His fortune cookie: 'you will be recognized for your achievements.' 05:28
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- The whole ceiling was duct-taped together. 00:16
- Asked aloud whether there was an infestation of black mold in there. 03:33
In the video, he says…
“This expired in June. What the fuck? I can't even read it. I feel dirty after touching that ranch bottle.”
His words from the video posted Sep 24, 2026. Watch it on TikTok. This is what he reported, not a finding by this site.