Great Taste Buffet
Bloomington, IN
Likely 3616 W 3rd St, Bloomington, IN 47404 (he tagged only Bloomington; we matched the address)
A very small buffet with crumpled goons, a pig ear and one good sugar donut; 'The Great Taste is definitely not at the buffet.' 2.2 stars.
2.2His ratingYelp said 3.2- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza No
- Desserts Sugar-coated donut
- Price $13.00/person ($26.00 for 2)
Dishes
- Chicken wingA giant, Flintstones-sized wing that just tastes like a fried chicken wing, nothing to it.02:15
- Egg rollRolled tight enough that 'they really let Snoop Dogg roll this one'. He's not mad at it.02:32
- Pig earA mystery item that looked like a dog-toy ear. Lots of chewing, kind of tastes like bacon; he thinks it was a pig ear. Not his favorite.02:50
- Crab rangoonCrumpled up like every goon lately, but good (see Rangoons).03:22
- Chinese spaghettiA Chinese classic, even if he couldn't find a bowl for it.01:34
- Baby cornOn the plate; no verdict.03:19
What he said
“Does the Great Taste Buffet deserve 3.2 stars? I'm going to say no. I think it deserves 2.2 stars. The Great Taste is definitely not at the buffet.”
“I have not seen one uniform goon yet. They've all been crumpled up like paper.”
“I got this really sugary donut. It's pretty good.”
“I could hit this whole place with a roundhouse kick.”
“It certainly isn't my favorite. It's a lot of chewing. Kind of tastes like bacon, though. I think it was a pig ear.”
“Look how big that thing is. Like a little ooga dooga.”
Also noticed
- A very small buffet with two buffet lines, small enough to hit with a roundhouse kick. 00:18
- His first Chinese donut, dusted in more sugar than any he's seen. 00:37
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Asked what happened to all the carpet. 00:13
- A greasy heat lamp over the Chinese spaghetti. 01:44
- The restroom looked like a set from a Saw movie; he felt something might crawl out from under the sink. 01:49