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Day 145

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$4,609.78 in buffet bills so far (whole-table totals from 133 buffets; 11 didn't mention the price)

$16.61 average · $16.37 median per person (117 buffets) · does price predict his rating? →

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Day 145

Shiki Buffet & Hibachi Grill - Tinley Park

Tinley Park, IL

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higherabout3.0His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $22.34/person

The first buffet he's been to that does tater tots

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Day 107

Coco China Buffet

Bluffton, IN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher5.0His ratingYelp said 3.7
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $14.93/person

One of the best garlic shrimp of his life

Day 87

Grand Buffet

Knoxville, TN

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher5.0His ratingYelp said 3.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza Yes
  • Price $16.37/person

The first buffet he's been to with both pizza and chicken nuggets

Day 39

Happy Dragon

Dry Ridge, KY

Closed crab rangoon: rated 3.0 or higher5.0His ratingYelp said 4.1
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $18.49/person

The best thing he's ever had at a Chinese buffet in his life

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Day 99

Everything OK

Frankfort, IN

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.00.0His ratingYelp said 2.9
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $33.50 total
Day 64

Asian Buffet

Lima, OH

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.01.0His ratingYelp said 2.5
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Price $15.50/person
Day 25

Ichiban

Alexandria, KY

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.01.0His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Not gooning
  • Pizza No
  • Price $17.48/person

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