Asian Buffet
Columbus, OH
5666 W Broad St, Galloway, OH 43119
An aquarium-like buffet with great smiley potatoes and pigs in a blanket, but a ghost-white pizza, messed-up goons, tasteless mac and yesterday's-food vibes. Knocked down to three.
3.0His ratingYelp said 3.3- Rangoons Not gooning
- Pizza YesWhite as a ghost, but it tastes okay. 'Work on that pizza, man.'
- Desserts Pineapple marshmallow salad, Oreo, Fortune cookie
- Price $11.83/person ($23.65 for 2)
Dishes
- Smiley potatoesSo great: 'this is above average. This is quality.'01:57
- Pigs in a blanketThese are so good.01:50
- Italian turkeyA turkey he'd never had Italian. It's just Italian dressing and turkey.01:39
- Crab rangoonIt tastes wrong: 'What is with these guys messing these up?' (see Rangoons).02:04
- SushiA stale cracker-like roll with big cream cheese, like they put peanut butter chicken in the sushi.02:14
- Mac and cheeseDoesn't taste like anything at all.02:43
What he said
“I'll knock it down to three stars. I don't think anything I had was absolutely terrible, but a lot of it was weird.”
“Why does it taste like that? I'm not gooning. What? What is with these guys messing these up?”
“Kind of like being in the Newport Aquarium or something.”
“I don't care what your wife says, this is above average. This is quality.”
“This is white as a ghost. Like, I mean, it tastes okay.”
“So I feel like a lot of that stuff was cold, and it's a little lazy to throw ice cubes on the lettuce.”
What he didn't love
- Freshness: A lot of it was cold and weird, like yesterday's food, even right after opening. 04:33
- Salad bar: Ice cubes thrown on the lettuce: 'a little lazy'. 00:45
Also noticed
- A bridge over the pond, like being in the Newport Aquarium. 00:24
- Ice on the lettuce, the first time he's had that. 00:45