Fun Buffet
Twinsburg, OH
Likely 2695 Creekside Dr, Twinsburg, OH 44087 (he tagged only Twinsburg; we matched the address)
An artsy spoon-sculpture buffet that wasn't much fun (bland beef, old chicken, off General Tso's), saved slightly by pizza; 2.9 stars.
2.9His ratingYelp said 2.9- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesPersonal-pan-style pizza that wasn't cooked there. It looked pretty good, and having pizza was the one cool thing, he says.
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $35.20 total
Dishes
- Crab rangoonChild-sized, but gooning (see Rangoons).02:35
- Fried oysterIt's alright.01:53
- Double French chicken and shrimp'Straight from Paris': like Alfredo sauce and French dressing all in one.02:19
- Teriyaki beefVery bland.02:00
- Fried chickenKind of old.03:10
- General Tso's chickenDoesn't taste right either.01:39
What he said
“I can say with confidence, I did not have fun. Does the fun buffet deserve 2.9 stars? I. I'm gonna have to say, yeah.”
“I mean, it really wasn't that fun. But it had pizza at least, so that was cool.”
“These are not man size. These are child size goons.”
“This thing's made completely out of spoons. I don't remember this being part of like a Chinese zodiac. The teeth are even fucking butter knives.”
“It's like an Alfredo sauce and then French dressing all in one.”
“Yeah, I've never seen the teriyaki beef cut in like strict rectangles like this. It's geometry.”
Also noticed
- Very 'artsy fartsy', with a fancy bathroom. 'Where's the fun at?' 00:30
- A zodiac-style sculpture made entirely of spoons, with butter knives for teeth. 00:14
- His first fried oyster at a buffet. 01:53
- Teriyaki beef cut in strict rectangles, which he'd never seen. 02:00