Dong's China Buffet
Mooresville, IN
398 S Indiana St, Mooresville, IN 46158
Busy by 11 a.m., with the cleanest pizza slice he's pulled from a Chinese buffet and nuggets better than McDonald's; he gave it 4.7.
4.7His ratingYelp said 3.9- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesThe cleanest slice he's ever pulled from a Chinese buffet, with a Goofy Movie cheese pull and one pepperoni per slice (budget cuts). 'Everything I've ever wanted in a pizza.'
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $15.66/person ($31.32 for 2)
Dishes
- Chicken nuggetsNot the nuggets he's used to around here: so good, like a better McDonald's nugget.03:04
- Crab rangoonNot pretty, but a good one (see Rangoons).03:18
- Mini pot pieNot sure what kind of pot pie it was, but he's down.03:53
- Deviled eggsTastes like an egg, thank goodness, but with a lot of paprika.03:49
- Walnut chickenSo wet it was swimming.02:02
- Stuffed mushroomStuffed the way this part of Indiana does it; he thinks the stuffing is regional.02:27
Halls
What he said
“Does Dongs Buffet deserve 3.9 stars? I'm gonna say no. I would definitely give it a 4.7 star.”
“This is the cleanest slice of pizza I've ever pulled from a Chinese buffet. I mean, this thing's got that Goofy Movie cheese pull.”
“This is everything I've ever wanted in a pizza.”
“these chicken nuggets. Fuck, these are so good. It tastes like a better McDonald's chicken nugget.”
“It's by far not the prettiest goon I've ever seen, but enough for me to goon.”
“Dude, it's 11 in the morning and this place is already popping.”
Also noticed
- A little above average in size. 00:35
- Already popping at 11 in the morning. 02:48
- A burglar alarm unlike any he's seen before. 00:21
- A vintage menu that's older than he is. 00:25
- By far the smallest urinal he's ever seen. 02:24
- Little pot pies on the buffet. 02:44