Hibachi Grill Asian Buffet
Elk Grove Village, IL
Likely 101 Busse Rd, Elk Grove Village, IL 60007 (he tagged only Elk Grove Village; we matched the address)
Timed sushi, bomb shrimp Alfredo and extra-stuffed yellow rangoons: about 3.3 stars, despite some questionable bottle refilling.
about3.3His rating (he hedged)Yelp said 2.9$16.75/person · near his typical cost ($0.38 more than the $16.37 median)
- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza YesCompetes for the last slice; like a steamed DiGiorno, and so good.
- Desserts Ice cream machine (seen, not tried)
- Price $16.75/person ($33.50 for 2)
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Dishes
- SushiAn awesome sushi; he knew it would be the bomb because they time how long it sits out.06:43
- Shrimp AlfredoLike an Olive Garden at the Chinese buffet: actually really good, some bomb Alfredo.07:47
- PizzaLike a steamed DiGiorno, and he says it's so good.03:18
- Chinese spaghettiGives it an above-average flavor.07:28
- Hibachi chickenStrangely yellow, which he decides every hibachi chicken should be; pretty good.07:36
- Potato wedgesTaste exactly like KFC's wedges, practically free at the buffet.02:15
- Buffalo chicken wingsNot bad; he's kind of into it, though it just tastes like a chicken wing.07:03
- Chicken tendersTastes like a Walmart chicken tender.05:44
- Mac and cheeseServed like the soup of the day, and it tastes like straight pasta.06:19
- Treasure shrimpCan't find any shrimp besides the tail; tastes like a gristly meatball.06:31
- BunJust a dinner roll with nothing inside.08:04
- Dim sumGrabs a little cupcake-like piece and a roll; suspects they come from Costco.01:14
Halls
What he said
“I give it about, like, 3.3 stars.”
“Honestly, that was an awesome sushi.”
“That's some bomb Alfredo.”
“This is a new kind of yellow crab rangoon I've never seen before.”
“It's a fucking [DiGiorno] if I've ever tried one. That's so good.”
“We in goon town, USA, baby. I'm reporting live.”
What he didn't love
- Mentions some questionable activity around refilling the bottles. 08:24
Also noticed
- Loves the lamp posts and the outdoor-style scene. 00:14
- A nice water fountain: what he likes to see in a Chinese buffet. 00:33
- Likes the timers that show how long the sushi has been out. 05:14
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Says the heat lamp shows decades of Alfredo splattered on it. 02:48