Hong Kong Buffet
Marion, OH
1561 Marion-Mt Gilead Rd, Marion, OH 43302
A bridge, a budget fountain and a heart-shaped egg, but wet food, a pork chop that's mostly bone, no hibachi and not much going on. 2.5 stars.
- Rangoons Goonin'
- Pizza No
- Desserts Fortune cookie
- Price $15.82/person ($31.64 for 2)
Dishes
- Crab rangoonCalled crab meat wraps here. The filling is thick (see Rangoons).00:54
- Orange lo meinHis first orange lo mein. He thought it was regular spaghetti for a minute.01:23
- Five-flavor shrimpHe wonders what all five flavors are.01:12
- Seafood and cheese bakeCovered in mayonnaise, and a lot of it.02:19
- Baked seafoodWet, like everything else here.00:59
- Pork chop in special sauceSoaked in the chef's special sauce, but only one corner is meat. The rest is bone.01:18
What he said
“Does the Hong Kong buffet deserve 3 stars? I'm gonna have to say no. We're. We're gonna have to drop it down to two and a half stars.”
“No hibachi. There's nothing here. Marion, I'm sorry. This ain't it.”
“This is a very tiny budget fountain. This one's financially friendly. It only collects change, doesn't cost you any.”
“Never seen an egg this shape before. It's a weird shaped egg. Almost like a heart.”
“There's, like, this much meat on it. Like, the whole corner is just meat. The rest of it is literally bone.”
“We got the crab meat wraps on deck. He might in fact be gooning. I'm not sure yet.”
What he didn't love
- Selection: Not a whole lot going on: no hibachi, 'there's nothing here'. 03:41
Also noticed
- A little Hong Kong bridge and a 'very tiny budget fountain' that only collects change. Romantic enough for a prom date, he jokes. 00:18
- His first orange lo mein. 01:23
- An egg shaped almost like a heart, a shape he'd never seen. 01:41
Cleanliness
What he said about it, in the video:
- Dusty decorations by the entrance, one with gum on it. 00:19
