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Day 54Posted Jul 31, 2026

Hong Kong Buffet

Marion, OH
1561 Marion-Mt Gilead Rd, Marion, OH 43302

A bridge, a budget fountain and a heart-shaped egg, but wet food, a pork chop that's mostly bone, no hibachi and not much going on. 2.5 stars.

Burst crab rangoon: rated below 3.02.5His ratingYelp said 3.0
  • Rangoons Goonin'
  • Pizza No
  • Desserts Fortune cookie
  • Price $15.82/person ($31.64 for 2)

Dishes

  • Crab rangoonCalled crab meat wraps here. The filling is thick (see Rangoons).00:54
  • Orange lo meinHis first orange lo mein. He thought it was regular spaghetti for a minute.01:23
  • Five-flavor shrimpHe wonders what all five flavors are.01:12
  • Seafood and cheese bakeCovered in mayonnaise, and a lot of it.02:19
  • Baked seafoodWet, like everything else here.00:59
  • Pork chop in special sauceSoaked in the chef's special sauce, but only one corner is meat. The rest is bone.01:18

What he said

“Does the Hong Kong buffet deserve 3 stars? I'm gonna have to say no. We're. We're gonna have to drop it down to two and a half stars.”
03:34 from TikTok's auto-captions
“No hibachi. There's nothing here. Marion, I'm sorry. This ain't it.”
03:43 from TikTok's auto-captions
“This is a very tiny budget fountain. This one's financially friendly. It only collects change, doesn't cost you any.”
00:30 from TikTok's auto-captions
“Never seen an egg this shape before. It's a weird shaped egg. Almost like a heart.”
01:41 from TikTok's auto-captions
“There's, like, this much meat on it. Like, the whole corner is just meat. The rest of it is literally bone.”
02:59 from TikTok's auto-captions
“We got the crab meat wraps on deck. He might in fact be gooning. I'm not sure yet.”
00:54 from TikTok's auto-captions

What he didn't love

  • Selection: Not a whole lot going on: no hibachi, 'there's nothing here'. 03:41

Also noticed

  • A little Hong Kong bridge and a 'very tiny budget fountain' that only collects change. Romantic enough for a prom date, he jokes. 00:18
  • His first orange lo mein. 01:23
  • An egg shaped almost like a heart, a shape he'd never seen. 01:41

Cleanliness

What he said about it, in the video:

  • Dusty decorations by the entrance, one with gum on it. 00:19

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